I would describe myself as:
I lost the plot of life a long time ago but have found I manage quite well without it. I consider myself a strange old bird...I am allowed to because it is me I am talking about...errrr...I think! I work full time as a test dummy for broomsticks. Mind you, of late, it has been more in a supervisory capacity due to injuries and the fact that my cat, Rose, started having panic attacks!

My ideal partner would be:
Someone similar to me I suppose...yeah right she says! Would I really go out with someone similar to me? Falls off broomstick giggling! Ouch another bruise!

Oh dear...best get serious...I am sure the feeling will pass soon!

I am looking for someone to light up my life who, when he puts his arms round me, makes me feel warm inside. I would like someone to walk and talk with, someone to smile with, someone to giggle with, someone to meander through life with. I am looking for a friend, companion, lover and confidant. Someone who is looking for peace and simplicity in their life...but can also show their wild side! Someone not wanting to rush through life and who has time to smell the flowers and watch the sun go down...smiles. An eccentric oddball maybe! Someone I can care about and care for! Someone special just for me! I wish you luck in your quest for happiness...I do hope you meet that special person who is just right for you...





My ideal date would be:
The place isn't important...the person is....